Cardi B & Offset's McDonald’s Meal for Two, Please

This article was published on February 11 and updated on February 12

Even Cardi B and Offset know that love is a fresh order of large fries from McDonald’s (though I can’t stomach the fast food chain’s meals anymore, I miss this particular snack).

The couple is next in line to get their own McDonald’s meal, after CPFM’s adult happy meal and Travis Scott’s grub for ragers.

The Cardi and Offset McDonald’s meal launches on Valentine’s Day as a shareable spread for couples — entanglements and sneaky links are also welcome — complete with quarter-pound and classic cheeseburgers, large fries, BBQ sauce, two large drinks, and an apple pie.

Undoubtedly a cheap date, the order also comes with a V-Day card (just in case, you forgot to cop one for your special person).

Perhaps, the two’s latest stylish quarrel was over who gets the apple pie instead (let’s be real, it definitely isn’t enough for two).

The two announced the meal during the 2023 Super Bowl LVII, or the Fenty Bowl, as Rihanna’s army calls it.

The Cardi and Offset’s meal promo follows in the footsteps of last year’s Super Bowl ad with Ye — a “collab” which saw the musician tease a potential MUJI-designed meal packaging (and that’s about it).

The McDonald’s deal has undoubtedly been a long-time coming, especially for Cardi, who’s been known for her NSFW remixes to the fast food restaurant’s famed jingle.

Kid Cudi, Saweetie, and Megan Thee Stallion are just a few names to have entered the convenient eats chat in the past years. With talks of Cardi and Offset inking a deal with McDonald’s, it seems celebrity fast food collabs didn’t get left in 2022 — they’ll still be simmering in the grease.